things that cause me a mental breakdown
- slow internet connection
- losing something i held a second ago
- kids screaming for no reason
- girls with annoying voices
- math
- my dad
- arguing with stupid people
(Source: thrpy)
Reasons why i'm single
- ONE: i annoy people
- TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
- THREE: i fuck shit up
- FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
- FIVE: i'm not liked
- SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
- don't forget
- SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and my computer
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
honestly I’m scared. why on earth would anyone do such an awful thing. I can’t even imagine what is going through their minds. for anyone who is currently in Boston or know a loved one in the area, I am praying for you. I love you and stay safe please <3 I’m wishing you all the best.
How Animals Eat Their Food
this is my fav thing omg.
haahahahahahaha
this is great. way funnier as a video thou.
why hasn’t this got more notes?
i’m crying with laughter… the kangaroo one though i can’t
I’ve been waiting for this!
(Source: unabating)
